Departure From Hilbert Hauling Terminal
Ear tags and inoculations are required prior to traveling south for the winter. If you haven’t already received those, we’ll provide them prior to boarding.
Pre-boarding is now open for children under one year old.
We have a full load today. Carry-on luggage is limited to one bag per cow.
General bovine boarding at Gate H is now open. Please have your boarding passes ready and proceed in an orderly fashion along the chute-way.
Taxiing up the driveway. Cricket sees them off.
Leaving behind a cloud of dust, not a contrail, the cattle are on their way.
Neighbor's cattle watch enviously as ours leave. "Gee, sure wish we could go south for the winter!"
De-Trailering at Winter Resort Ranch
"Which way to the beach? Cow-abunga!"
"I'm hungry. How soon do we get silage?"
"What do you mean there's no beach? Did I board the wrong trailer?"
Back at Hilbert Hauling Terminal service area: There are no lavatories in trailer-class.
Thanks for traveling with Hilbert Hauling! We’ll be happy to provide return transport next spring. Until then…